Help us 3D Print Dildo Menorahs

Hey Gargoyle fans! Help us make our dildo menorah a reality. Yes, we're serious.

Loyal readers may have seen this rendering in our second issue. Now, with your help, we're hoping to actually 3D print it. Why? Because why not.

If you'd like to donate to this worthy cause, please send checks to

The Gargoyle at 420 Maynard Street

or contact us for in-person or online payment.

Dildo Menorah

Art by: Fiona Elizabeth Tien