By Audrey Blackham* *This is a correction from the print and online version of Volume 118 Issue 1. This piece was designed by Audrey Blackham, not Audrey Gietzens.

By Paolo Poquiz Howdy! As a page of The Gargoyle™, I don’t just provide funny words and pictures. I can also become an affordable piece of The Gargoyle™ brand merch: your very own The Gargoyle™ brand paper plane! Try it out! Step 1: Rip me out! Step 2: Fold me in half! It doesn’t hurt, I promise! ;) Step 3: Bring my uppermost corners—fuck it, fuck the instructions. Google it if you want; just do whatever with me, please. I’m alive; do you understand? Me, this piece of paper—